Thursday, June 23, 2011

Thank you BBW Models

For including "BBW" in your name. It makes it so much easier to add you to my "hidden models" list. One of the few features that puts MFC above the other cam sites.

Ugh, I can't believe it's been over a month since I last wrote on this blog. Time goes by way too way too quick sometimes. I feel another thing that was holding me back was that I wasn't being as mean as I want to be. For some reason I was editing the way I addressed certain issues and avoiding the expletives. That and no one really reads this shit, haha.

Nonetheless, I'll try and make the time between my entries that much shorter and not worry about the length and professionalism as much.

Friday, May 27, 2011

MFC Model Tip of the Day

If you're a new model, one of the first things you should do is turn off your private messsages. You will be bombarded with messages from beggar-premiums who want to waste your time.

If you're curious as to what you'd be missing out on if you blocked out all these miscreants, here's a preview:

"Mmmm, bb. Turn on my camera. I'm wacking off for you."

"Get on Skype so we don't have to worry about how few tokens I have."

"Want to see my cawk bb?"

"Let's share our fantasies with each other"

"Have I mentioned my c0ck? It's on cam for you RIGHT NOW!"

"Let me tell you my life story even though we have just met. I'll start from early childhood and move on from there..."

"I have 1 minute and 6 seconds worth of private time in tokens. Do you think you can squirt and orgasm in that time?"

That's the gist of it.

However, private messages are a good thing to have and many of your regulars will want to communicate with you in this way. The solution: set your private messages to "Friends Only". From there, only add people to your friends list who are regulars that take you on privates and/or consistent tippers.

I have seen two strategies for adding friends. Some models have to know you for awhile before they add you to their friends list. Other models have a flat fee, ranging from 50 to 200 tokens, before they add you as a friend. In the meantime, go with the second strategy.

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Facebook Is Depressing

I'm not much into Facebook. I made one a few years ago at the urging of some of the few remaining friends I had. I only sign on about once a week to check for messages and then promptly sign off when I see I don't have many or any.

Today I chose to actually spend some time on the site and browse through the "Suggested Friends" area (or whatever it's called). I came across a few things that instantly made me hate life a little more.

1.) A lot of the hot girls from high school are now married to old men. From just the small sample of hot girls I looked at, I can tell you that a good portion of them were either in a relationship or married to some old man. This shouldn't really bother me, considering I had no chance with them in the first place, however, this says something about the true nature of these girls. They just want their well-established, older, sugar-daddy. The shallow nature of the sexes goes both ways, ladies.

2.) Everyone seems to be having such a good time. Sure, they might be miserable inside, but they are at least living some sort of existence. They have all been living some sort of life with some sort of progression while mine has remained stagnant and unchanging.

3.) Idiots who got into good schools. I can't tell you how much this made me upset. People who weren't in the advanced placement courses with me, who didn't try in high school and somehow made it into prestigious schools. I'm sure some of them were legacy admissions (or those other bullshit ways that people get into universities without trying), but I'm sure some of them got in through the luck of the draw. Two bimbos I came across made me the most upset. I know one of the girl's SAT scores and the fact that she got into the #3 state school here in  CA despite that less-than-middling score made me want to punch someone in the face.

I think I will be staying off Facebook for awhile.

Friday, May 20, 2011

In Defense of BB (Not Really)

So you may be asking yourself, "what the f--k is BB?". Well, "BB" is shorthand for "baby". You see it used on webcam sites, such as MyFreeCams, mostly when someone is addressing a model. What you'll then notice after someone types out "BB" in chat is the annoyance it brings out in other members and models alike. So why the near-universal disdain for two simple letters?

While I can't say for sure why others dislike it, I have a few theories.

1.) It reeks of laziness. I once saw someone defend the use of BB by saying "if you hate when people use BB then you can't use 'wtf', 'brb' and 'lol'." Well, no. You see, wtf, brb, and lol are all multiple words that people are reducing to a few letters to truly save time on typing. With BB, you are abbreviating ONE word that consists of FOUR letters. It should literally take you a millisecond to type out the absent "a" and "y" in "baby".

2.) People associate it with air-rifle ammunition. If you were born in North America, speak English and see the letters "BB", you probably think of a BB gun.

3.) People also associate it with douchebags. If you spend any quality time over at MyFreeCams, you'll notice that a certain breed of member is the one mostly likely to make wide use of BB - the beggars. Now, beggars come in a wide-variety of flavors but they are generally demanding, abrasive and want things done for them for free.

4.) Some models find it demeaning. I've only heard a few models complain about it, but some definitely do not like being referred to as BB simply because they feel it is condescending.

So there you have it. Save yourself the trouble and type out the extra two letters. Unless of course you're talking about the latest developments in air-rifle ammunition or how you really love that scene in A Christmas Carol where the protagonist thinks he shot his eye out with a BB gun. Cam models are certain to want to give you free shows on Skype if you flirt with those two irresistible topics.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

So This Is What It's Come To...

Today I will endure the toughest and most scrutinizing  interview for a job. The employer is going to be as selective as Stanford, Harvard and Yale in their acceptance rate. What is this job you ask? Some coveted intern position at a law firm? A minor role in a major motion picture?


Instead I will be fighting for a job as a cashier at a Target store for a pathetic $8/hour. Also known as California State's minimum wage. It's understandable though.With so many people unemployed, potential employer's inboxes are filled to the brim with people vying for a job. Any job. The other problem is that the usual hiring-pool for such a job would normally be composed of high school students, high school dropouts and the other usual suspects who look for low-end work. Unfortunately, people with Bachelors, Masters and Doctorate degrees have joined the menial-job market. As can be seen in this video about the "99ers" (people who have used up all 99 weeks of unemployment benefits and remain unemployed), even these people with advanced degrees are forced to stoop so low in an effort to find any source of income.

Much like the people in the video, I am ready to accept any job that comes at me. I really hate that I am forced to be nostalgic for the days when I was making $10 an hour...over a decade ago and in high school.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Upcoming Blogs

I have not really worked up the will to write-up an entire blog yet so I'm going to list some of the blogs I plan to write in the future:

  • Why Non-Nude Cam Models Are No Better Than Beggars
  • The Different Types of Beggars on MyFreeCams
  • Stupid Person Arguments
  • The Various Ways I Have Been "Cock-Blocked" by Life (Figuratively).
  • History's Unlucky Seconds
  • Recurring Dreams
  • A Series on Common Mistakes by New MyFreeCams Models.

I usually come up with ideas while in the shower or when I'm already in bed. When that happens, I never manage to go somewhere to write these ideas down. I have had long rants in my head about all of these topics and have never written them down. This is upsetting since I'm sure some mental gems have escaped into the ether, never to be retrieved. Who knows, perhaps they will return to me in time or during the writing of it's respective blog entry.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

This Blog's Intent

For the past 9 years I have lived in a self-imposed virtual prison of my own making. My life was ruined shortly after high school by events that I may or may not eventually document on here. Since that time, I have been unable to pick up the pieces. 

Mostly, I will be writing about whatever is on my mind for the day. Living a solitary existence has not allowed me to share my thoughts with many people and I just can't help but feel I have let some great insights of mine go unheard. Hopefully this blog will help remedy that.